Gather and hold the following items.
1. Bucket of KFC extra crispy chicken
2. Heavy fleur de lis key ring with assorted keys
3. Overstuffed purse
Got it? Good.
Step two.
Try to remove infant seat with infant in it while balancing the above items and trying to not slip and fall in ice.
Step three.
Lose footing and somehow manage to knock your baby in the face with item #2 leaving a gaping head wound.
OK so gaping head wound might be a bit of an exaggeration, but still I'm not sure who was more upset.
I'm 98% sure it was me.
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